As a comic book fan, I’m pretty well versed on the various evil-doers who comprise the hallowed halls of supervillainy. But there is one scumbag who long ago decided to take the term “supervillain” to the next level. And he has his own trading card.
Yes, it’s Dick “Diseased Cock” Cheney, our gone, but not missed, former Vice President. You know, the guy who ensured that Bush wouldn’t be impeached or assassinated.
Super powers include the ability to believe his own bullshit, turning a surplus into an enormous deficit (what Bizarro alchemists call turning gold into shit), avoiding prosecution for crimes against humanity, and ruining not only a country, but the entire world.
Be on the lookout for this douchebag. He was last spotted attempting to appear human in a Blofeld-esque wheelchair. No word on if Cheney IS Baggyman, but no word that he isn’t.