BlackJack and I are gearing up for a slew of month-end reviews starting today with my review of Doritos: The Quest. I’m not going to waste a lot of time on this review. I’ve wasted too much time on these chips already. They smell terrible. Their taste is what you imagine shit coated with a sugary lime glaze would taste like. These are very bad. I guess it’s no mystery why I bought these. I fell for the packaging. I was like, “Yeah. It’s going to be bad, but it’s in a black bag!”
Don’t make my mistake. You’re better off sticking with the classic Doritos. But I will be trying a couple of new varieties soon that look equally appalling.